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[Thu Nov 20th/ 7:35pm]
On the plus side, being seen associated with anything charitable does a body's image good.

On the down side, it would require chatting to do-gooders, finding a dress, a date and smiling for many hours on end.

I think it might be a coin toss.
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Hexed Against Skeeter [Thu Nov 6th/ 11:35pm]

This is a public service announcement from your neighbourhood lawyer:

Pay me in Galleons not fruit and vegetables. I now have a bustle of apples that is entirely too large for one person to eat in a lifetime.

Send an elf?

Small print: I am also willing to discuss payment in sexual favours.
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Sept [Sat Oct 25th/ 1:12am]


Public

Contrary to what will be published in tomorrows gossip edition of the rags we call newspapers, I am not having an affair with any of my clients. I am however being sued.

I relish the challenge.

And yes, Ms Skeeter. You may take this as the only public statement you will get from me. If you require anything else, or publish even one iota of untruth, I shall see to it that you;re licence to print is revoked and your name dragged through the mud.
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